January 2011
coatmanwest replied to your post: after looking at pictures from last night
If it’s any consolation I am so orange I can make anyone look pale. Put the pictures on facebook, broliteriat!
ill do it tomorrow brogeoisie!
x
after looking at pictures from last night
I have come to the conclusion that I am so pale, I practically shine
I was like, oh it’ll just be the lighting
but then next to other people
i need to get in the motherfucking sun
The Lion King remains the best film in the world
I am jus sayin
there just isn’t anything better and there never will be
oh my god I love sneezing
I’m jus sayin
I'm posting far too much irrelevant shit tonighttt
can’t stop meee
OK, so you're back on Facebook yeah
but did you seriously just like your own status…
listenin dubstep Marina and the Diamonds
I think Ellie would slice me in half if she knew about this
The way you think you look when you wink:
accio-invisiblecunt:
Expectations:
Reality:
Now then mardy bum, oh I'm in trouble again,...
I thought as much
cos you turned over there, pulling that silent disappointment face, the one that I can’t bear
why can't I drive yettttttttttttttttttttttt
right now I’d just get in my car and drive to some nice scenery where there’s no people or anything and just chillllll
bla
ooootie asked: Well what can I say?
Joe is nice.
Corners are nice.
I had a nice time :')
You were mostly dressing up as Tim and asking for tickles. I think we both just keep ourselves happy :)
Joe is nice.
Corners are nice.
I had a nice time :')
You were mostly dressing up as Tim and asking for tickles. I think we both just keep ourselves happy :)
ooootie asked: No, probably best you don't.
:)
:)
ooootie asked: Molllyyyy
....What do you do with all the creepy pictures you take?
I am suspicious.
....What do you do with all the creepy pictures you take?
I am suspicious.
I hate Peep Show
I need la la la la la laa, I need ooh la la la laa
trying to learn the rap to Jungle
whilst drawing Lion King pictures of Textiles
at least I’m good at multi-tasking though, right?
cos that’s always worked so well in the past hasn’t it
sort of half glad I was drunk last night
I should erm
get dressed or something really
ceeebs it’s too cold for thaaaat
i’ll just go naked
wow imagine how cold that would be I don’t even want to think
I am the laziest person in existence
I’m getting Jake to pick me up from my mum’s house to go to Tim’s
which is like down the road
:’)
he did offer, like a lot
so yano
lift it is then
can I just say what a dick I look in sunglasses
seriously, I do anything but suit them -.-
aw I had such a lovely dayyy :3
so um
I still find Atreyu really hot even though he’s younger than me in this film now
and I feel like a massive pedo:(
but in all fairness he’s like 30 now
This film is amazing until his horse dies D’:
“I would describe myself as curvy and desirable”
OK maybe Marilyn Monroe could say that, you? Not so much.
You’re an old flabby woman
seriously, put your clothes back on and get away from that young boy
debating whether or not it's worth just escaping...
mum’s gone to like derbyshire to pick Abbie up
apart from the fact she’d know exactly where I would be
god dammit
she’s not even here so I can’t look at her with big eyes and make her cave in to letting me out
>:(
and she locked me away and hoovered up just to avoid me
god dammit
Friday nights suck.
Molly made me watch the Mighty Boosh live show...
jp-dizzle:
I’ve never been less amused in my life. Seriously, I think I would’ve gotten more laughs out of watching a nativity play acted out by chimps.
Ok, that does sound pretty funny. Don’t judge me.
