SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
apart from all the incest and attempted murder of a child im quite a fan of Jaime Lanister>>
the best fucking vine video ever
Anonymous asked: Well that sucks donkey bollocks. Don't have much time for your mum at the moment. Not everything's about fake tan, make up and a tiny waist. Just remember how tasty pizza and chocolate are and what your sisters are missing out on :) xx
Haha thanks :-) Pizza and chocolate are way better than being thin as a rake! Anyone who says anything different is kidding themselves haha xx>>
Anonymous asked: Why would your mum say such a thing, you're not at all fat. xx
probs haven’t seen me lately ha, but she’s very vocal about my appearance, I have two older sisters who are very pristine, extremely thin and very beautiful who always make an effort to be so (fake tan make-up starving themselves etc) so she expects me to be the same.
Unfortunately I have a slightly different outlook on life and don’t think starving myself sounds fun at all.
In conclusion, I have put on weight and so my mum thinks it’s like the end of my life so basically tells me I’m fat in varying degrees of disgust every time I see her (which I try not to do too much of these days)>>
my mum literally has come into my room and said “we need to have a little talk” and as I speak is basically telling me I am fat
didn’t get that from ALL of the really horrible insults you throw me way all the time>>
do I wath doctor who or is it just going to be one big disappointment (like every single episode since the arrival of Matt Smith)>>
weird not being around Josh dont know why>>
- Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
patiently waits for the breakup
(that’s y u shudnt post Ur relationship all ovr social networking)>>