zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

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apart from all the incest and attempted murder of a child im quite a fan of Jaime Lanister

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minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

Anonymous asked: Well that sucks donkey bollocks. Don't have much time for your mum at the moment. Not everything's about fake tan, make up and a tiny waist. Just remember how tasty pizza and chocolate are and what your sisters are missing out on :) xx

Haha thanks :-) Pizza and chocolate are way better than being thin as a rake! Anyone who says anything different is kidding themselves haha xx

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Anonymous asked: Why would your mum say such a thing, you're not at all fat. xx

probs haven’t seen me lately ha, but she’s very vocal about my appearance, I have two older sisters who are very pristine, extremely thin and very beautiful who always make an effort to be so (fake tan make-up starving themselves etc) so she expects me to be the same.

Unfortunately I have a slightly different outlook on life and don’t think starving myself sounds fun at all.

In conclusion, I have put on weight and so my mum thinks it’s like the end of my life so basically tells me I’m fat in varying degrees of disgust every time I see her (which I try not to do too much of these days)

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my mum literally has come into my room and said “we need to have a little talk” and as I speak is basically telling me I am fat 

didn’t get that from ALL of the really horrible insults you throw me way all the time

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do I wath doctor who or is it just going to be one big disappointment (like every single episode since the arrival of Matt Smith)

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weird not being around Josh dont know why

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lotsalipstick:

enchantingsnow:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

or if you’re me and forever alone, a movie theatre where i can spread out and have a couch to myself and my food.

I mean, I’ll take either option


flipping heck take me here
Aaaahhhhhhwwwww baby 
Missing my gorgeous pony so much lately :( love you dols bby
optimusxfine:

talesof4chan:

/mu/ listens to Led Zeppelintalesof4chan.tumblr.com

loop zoopkills me everytime
  • Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.

patiently waits for the breakup

(that’s y u shudnt post Ur relationship all ovr social networking)

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accurate representation of me